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I really enjoy reading the WSM ads. On occasion I will actually respond to one and if it doesn't turn out to be some 22 year old Russian gal that just happens to be moving to St. Louis in the near future, begin with sup, yo, hiya, whaddup, wassup, hey honey, hey cutie, or some lady that wants me to fill out a form to "verify my age" in order to get her number, or an advertisement for yet another "free" dating site...then sometimes something good comes of it.
But much of the time the real fun is just reading the ads. The entertainment value of this wonderful Craigslist service. Here are some things gals say that I think deserve special mention.
"I like to have fun" - You know...I am always glad when I read that one in an ad. Because if the lady didn't specifiy say that I am sure all us men would automatiy think that she was on CL just to have the worst time imaginable. We would just assume she was on here to locate a man to beat her, lie to her, and cheat on her.
"I don't like guys who play games" I think when women write this one, and they do often, it is a cue for every game player to respond to their ad. I mean...who is going to read that and think to themselves that they are a game player so they better not respond.
"I like to go out sometimes, but I also like to stay in..." I guess that means that sometimes she stays at home and sometimes she goes out? I sure am glad she defined what she likes to do or else us men might think she likes to hang out in the third dimension. That tiny space on the doorway threshhold between the inside and outside.
"I am overweight, but losing weight. If that is a problem, please read no further." Ok.
"Not looking for sex..." Oh no...of course not. Guys look for sex. Women look for companionship, snuggling, and people to kill their spiders. If she is truly wanting to remain celibate...why isn't she in Strictly Platonic.
There was one whose husband had passed away and was looking for someone with his exact physique so she could have sex in the dark with the look-alike. Very creepy.
"You must love Unicorns." OMG
"Only people that have never been married apply." From a 35 year-old. I am sure she got a bunch of responses
"Do not want anyone that is mean, controlling, or ignorant." Oh, really. Glad you mentioned that...one of my mean, controlling, and ignorant friends was about to reply. Thank goodness I was able to stop him.
"I curse too much sometime and I can be a perv. most of the time. I can make anything into a sexual joke...I feel it's a talent." Seriously...I imagine she got hundreds of replies.
"If you are a perv who wants me to piss on you or is thrilled at the fact I have a daughter, you should keep moving." This one must have had an interesting ex-boyfriend.
"Everyone likes a little penis to brighten up their day." I am not quite sure if she likes a small penis or just any penis to brighten her day?
"Looking for a long term relationship. Not looking for a good time." I guess she is looking a LTR where she will have a terrible time.
"this isnt e-harmony...its craiglist" You got that right.
"I love living alone, but I also miss coming home to someone..." Please make up your mind.
"I love getting very physical with men. I love roughousing, wrestling, titty twisters, all that good stuff." Ouch!
"what i want is a man who can pin me down, stick their dick in me, and make me yell uncle" Well...honestly...who could pass her up? She seems very easy to please.
"CHEMISTRY FIRST... PICTURE FOR PICTURE EMAIL IF YOUR INTERESTED" This lady is in a women's correctional center. I remember her saying she is 6'7". Be still...my heart.
"Honestly if after a few week night dates you are not wanting to date me on the weekend then you are “just not that into me”." Well...she's probably right.
"I am not concerned with looks because I am not that beautiful." OK...we'll take your word.
"PLZ NO CHEAP ASS PPL THEY SAY U GET WHAT I PAID FOR..." Ummm...I can't even think of a comment for this one.
So, ladies, I do want to thank you, on behalf of all us men who cruise the WSM ads. Because even if we don't respond, do know we have enjoyed reading your post.
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